The Relationship Agreement

Answer honestly, not aspirationally. The more specific you are, the better the document. It takes about 15–30 minutes together — make it a date night.

Two rules: tell us anything that is off-limits, absolutely and permanently — we enforce exclusions completely. And write what is true, not what you wish were true.

Required

Etsy order number *

In your Etsy account → Purchases → the receipt number. Without it we cannot match your intake to your order.

Which edition did you buy? *

The Parties

Party A name *

Party B name *

Party A pronouns

Party B pronouns

Party A nicknames

Only ones you both like.

Party B nicknames

What are we celebrating?

Anniversary or start date

City / where you live

Tone

Household

Living arrangement

Thermostat preference

"68 is correct and 72 is a human right" is the material we build clauses from.

Blanket behavior

Sleep habits

Chores

Recurring household friction

Food

Favorite foods

Fry behavior

There is a clause about this.

Leftovers policy

Restaurant selection habits

Entertainment & Date Night

Shows you watch together

Spoiler rules

Date night frequency

Date night activities

Pets

Inside Jokes & Quirks

Precedent — your real disputes

The best source material there is. Tell the whole story: what happened, how it turned out, and what rule came out of it. Bespoke needs at least three; Collector needs five.

Matters Never Agreed Upon

The disagreements you shall enjoy forever and never settle. They get their own register.

Silly House Rules & Code Words

Your Own Vocabulary & Custom Requests

Bespoke and Collector only — terms only the two of you understand, and rules you want written.

Off-Limits

Topics, jokes, or phrases to avoid

Anything else we should know?

The Relationship Agreement is a humorous keepsake. It creates no legally enforceable obligations, governs no legal rights, and is not legal advice. Its only binding power is the kind two people volunteer for on purpose. Your intake is collected by us, stored on one password-protected machine, and deleted 90 days after delivery — or any time on request. The form is served through our form host, so your answers pass through their network to reach us; they are never sold or shared.